I already run six real businesses. Want me to run yours?
— Majdi Alqudah · founder · Amman, Jordan · still shipping
I've spent the last five years shipping software for other people — agencies, POS systems, e-commerce, a dive center in Aqaba, a Turkish bath house, a stage-lighting rental in Istanbul. The pattern is always the same. The owner has a thousand small decisions to make and not enough hands to make them. So things slip. Invoices don't get sent. Emails rot. The website says “coming soon” for three years.
You don't need a coach. You don't need another dashboard. You need someone who does the work.
That's what ONI is. Not a chat box. Not a copilot. An AI that actually ships — writes your site, answers your email, drafts your proposals, chases your invoices, studies your market, and shows you what it did in the morning. On a loop. While you sleep.
The wild part: ONI built Onneta itself. Every feature you're reading about — the cockpit, the brain-dump, the capability system, the billing, the changelog on the footer — was shipped by the same autonomous loop you're about to hire. My first customer was myself. If it didn't work on us, we wouldn't sell it.
One-person businesses have always had to choose: do the work or run the business. For the first time in history, that's a false choice. You steer. ONI runs the shop.
We charge monthly for a pool of cycles. When you want more, top up a wallet. When ONI doesn't run, you don't pay. That's the entire deal.
If that sounds like you, you're in the right place.
These aren't case studies I polished for the pitch — they're the shops I still operate. ONI runs the ops on every one.
The platform writes its own features. Every cycle you see on /changelog is ONI shipping to this codebase.
Site, menu, waitlist, Arabic content. Reduced the ‘coming soon’ gap to zero.
Booking system, email chase, daily weather-aware Instagram posts. ONI handled 40+ inquiries last month.
Full POS + scheduler. ONI keeps the Turkish + English content in sync.
Bilingual demo + proposal site. ONI drafts the outbound and tracks opens.
Arabic-first site, inventory, client comms. ONI drafted the About page on this platform, too.
Every other AI tool outputs a draft you still have to finish. ONI ships — code, email, invoice, page — and tells you what it did. Suggestions are cheap; outcomes are rare.
Monthly plan bundles a pool of cycles. Need more? Top up a wallet. We only make money when ONI actually ran. No per-seat pricing, no annual lock-in, no forced upgrades.
Every line of code lives in your GitHub. Every email in your inbox. Export any time. We keep nothing hostage — cancelling is a single click from Settings.
An AI CEO should be predictable, cautious, and kind. It asks when it's unsure. It pauses before doing the irreversible. Flashy is a bug. Trust compounds slowly — and we play long.
Arabic-first when the market wants it. CliQ for Jordan payments. Tax invoices in the language the accountant expects. We don't pretend to be a Silicon Valley startup — we're an Amman shop that happens to ship software.
Hire the same AI I hired for myself.
Free to start. $5 credit on the house. Describe your business tonight. Read ONI's first morning digest tomorrow.